pullin' a dinuguan = euphemism for jaggin' off, orrrrrr
close. jacking a pig’s dick off.
What, u dont like filipinos??
*Chris Rock voice* I love Filipinos. I loooove Filipinos, but I hate Pinoys.
yo if you don't really like benedict cumberbatch then i don't think i can visit this blog anymore. make the decision- stop taking the piss out of cumberbatch or expect to lose a follower who will ask you about everton, scousers, and pinoys.
Are you funnier than Gotitforcheap because you're half pinoy or half scouse?
Lol “half scouse.” Game - Scouses. Run the play - Darling Pinoy. Listen, this is the blogging game and bloggers should know what time it is. I got love for all my blog friends but I’m trying to murder you bloggers, trying to make sure your core fans never heard of you bloggers. They don’t want to hear not one more pun or joke from you bloggers.
I’m only fooling. I love Christian and don’t you dare take a dig at him or I’ll take you out…to dinner…on me…asshole. This is not what I got in the blogging game to be doing, man - competing? I express myself through boner puns and I’m not trying to be the best at that. Follow Christian for daily funnies :D
my pet goose Louise just laid eggs! (Louise, goose mom)
your url says mind of mencia. I expect carlos mencia. but I get luis guzman.
Face of Guzman, but the mind, the mind of Mencia.
nick cannon just walked away wit ya sneaker money. go tell ya mother i'm cussin in the house
ur my Filipino comedy hero
ur the moon of my life
my sun and stars
how much longer will you make your url?
Million character url, U.O.E.N.O it
you're too attractive to be so good at the internet. nohomo
Ay, thanks, dawg. U cud get dis dih, bro. Happy Father’s Day. You wanna come share a coconut water w/ me? y/n?
you ever seen City of God?
It’s the movie I most recommend to people who hanint seen it.
You're not Gotitforcheap. You're an imposter.
No, I’m he, just like my URL, gotitforcheap, says.
When the turtles need me!
But I wanna go to NYC really bad. Chill with LouCK and Tina Fey and Jimbo Fallon. The gang.