Roses are Red/ Violets for my residence/ Bring back bush 2k14/ i aint talkin presidents
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new years resolutions, dinny?
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The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Are you funnier than Gotitforcheap because you're half pinoy or half scouse?
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Lol “half scouse.” Game - Scouses. Run the play - Darling Pinoy. Listen, this is the blogging game and bloggers should know what time it is. I got love for all my blog friends but I’m trying to murder you bloggers, trying to make sure your core fans never heard of you bloggers. They don’t want to hear not one more pun or joke from you bloggers. 

I’m only fooling. I love Christian and don’t you dare take a dig at him or I’ll take you out…to dinner…on me…asshole. This is not what I got in the blogging game to be doing, man - competing? I express myself through boner puns and I’m not trying to be the best at that. Follow Christian for daily funnies :D

Chiwetel Eljiofor should be the first Black Bond
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Idrisagree

my pet goose Louise just laid eggs! (Louise, goose mom)

This is a good one.

your url says mind of mencia. I expect carlos mencia. but I get luis guzman.
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Face of Guzman, but the mind, the mind of Mencia.

what your name
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5 best rappers
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You were asking about podcasts the other day, I assume, being one of the brightest young comedy minds of our generation, that you already listen to Marc Maron's WTF podcast. He always has rad comedians/guests on

Oh you sweetheart, you! I haven’t for a few years, but he gets some of the best guests. It’s been a while but I just didn’t like him that much. Didn’t usually like his rants before talking to the guests and his voice and the way he talked annoyed me. But I’ll give him another shot. Was too bitter for me. Browsing the list and ooooh, Pamela Adlon. Lol Dick Van Dyke. Who else interviews Dick Van Dyke? 

ur my Filipino comedy hero

ur the moon of my life

my sun and stars

you're too attractive to be so good at the internet. nohomo
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Ay, thanks, dawg. U cud get dis dih, bro. Happy Father’s Day. You wanna come share a coconut water w/ me? y/n?

You're not Gotitforcheap. You're an imposter.
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No, I’m he, just like my URL, gotitforcheap, says. 

when you comin to nyc?
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When the turtles need me!

But I wanna go to NYC really bad. Chill with LouCK and Tina Fey and Jimbo Fallon. The gang. 

what's ya instagram baby?
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