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get out me car

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

so that video of the black lady beating up the white lady in the bank came on my dash again made me remember when

my mom beat the brakes off this white lady in macys when i was little cause she left me to hold her spot in line this white lady came up behind me in line and when my mom came back and stood next to me the white lady was like " what are you doing ? you cant do that? you have to go to the back"  my mom was like i left him here to hold my spot… the lady was like “ill call security” my mom was like call em

then the white lady goes “ugh just like you people you have no home training” my mom was like that was out of line, please miss I just wanna buy my clothes and go home so be quiet,  white lady points her finger in my moms face and goes  "why dont you go back to your projects and food stamps and stop cutting hard working people who actually have money in lines" then i guess the white lady moved her finger forward and  like poked my mom in the eye accidentally my mom said fuck it

gave her 3 pieces and a biscuit for free like popeyes was giving out free samples

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white lady feel to the floor and hanging on too my mom pants leg and was screaming "oh my god call the cops"

my mom dropped the clothes and we ran out the mall like we stole something

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we aiiin eeiin get caught and we went back to macy’s 3 days later and got the stuff we wanted

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sweet justice was served

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" 3 pieces and a biscuit" !!!!! I’m screaming!!!

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