One time I had to go to a concert with a friend who was traveling from out of town to get there and missed out on getting to meet the voice of Goku. My older brother (who, may the record show, always made fun of me for watching DBZ) decided to have Goku leave me a message. It is NSFW. My childhood was crushed. Enjoy.
(For real though, this is the greatest sound clip to ever exist in my life and I’m so happy it happened)
so that video of the black lady beating up the white lady in the bank came on my dash again made me remember when
my mom beat the brakes off this white lady in macys when i was little cause she left me to hold her spot in line this white lady came up behind me in line and when my mom came back and stood next to me the white lady was like " what are you doing ? you cant do that? you have to go to the back" my mom was like i left him here to hold my spot… the lady was like “ill call security” my mom was like call em
then the white lady goes “ugh just like you people you have no home training” my mom was like that was out of line, please miss I just wanna buy my clothes and go home so be quiet, white lady points her finger in my moms face and goes "why dont you go back to your projects and food stamps and stop cutting hard working people who actually have money in lines" then i guess the white lady moved her finger forward and like poked my mom in the eye accidentally my mom said fuck it
gave her 3 pieces and a biscuit for free like popeyes was giving out free samples
white lady feel to the floor and hanging on too my mom pants leg and was screaming "oh my god call the cops"
my mom dropped the clothes and we ran out the mall like we stole something
we aiiin eeiin get caught and we went back to macy’s 3 days later and got the stuff we wanted