we’re down here poppin’ big bubbles

poppin’ big bubbles

"tagged/me"

"tagged/self"

when ur not mentally there and get beat up badly, figuratively (for like, 10 mins straight)

*mitch hedberg voice* if no one sees the post, i convince myself it’s not funny

intro to “prynfeld,” the show about fucking

intro to “prynfeld,” the show about fucking

woodmeat:

peppergoat:

officialcrow:

swolizard:

rufffn:

Dylan Dreyer, Big booty meteorologist

im gon wake up early just to watch the today show now

son chill

ok

nigga…..

number 4 on google search is just a youtube playlist titled “dylan dreyer ass”

speaking as a problematic hunty who goes all the way off….

RRRRRIIIIIGGGGOTANOTHERCONFESSIONTOMAAAAAKE (i’m no fool)

ghost-of-algren:

It is good and fitting that in this foul year of lord 2014 we are decorating a brave man for undertaking the most noble task of killing Confederate soldiers by the scores.

(h/t Micheal V.)

when john mayer hits a nasty lick in the barber shop